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A Short Play
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✓ 01/06/00
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For the true connoisseur, Trevor Mast, Four Sisters red,
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The sport SOCOG avoided
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✓ 15/09/00
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That inexplicable omission from Sydney olympics
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Corporate Plan
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✓ 19/10/00
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"transparently reflecting the mirrored image of our vision"
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Perversions
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✓ 08/12/00
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He didn't say "perversion in" he said "perversion of" ...
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The Sound of One Hand Clapping
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✓ 04/04/01
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Doors slamming and the sound of one hand clapping.
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The Oxford Companion
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✓ 22/03/01
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Ellis! Peter Ellis. You know Peter. Hell! you've sold him enough drinks.
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Art
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✓ 26/03/01
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drive with illustrations poetical/fast spinning illusions metaphysical
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A touch of colour
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✓ 08/02/01
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Don't do that, you're not meant to peel ...
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A touch of religion.
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✓ 16/02/01
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Anyhow didn't I sort the change out?
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A Day in the Electronic Tea-Room
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✓ 16/03/01
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it is the electronic tea-room of staff.soc
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The Skip
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✓ 10/05/01
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you lose your office and he gets a computer?
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Complies
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✓ 31/05/01
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Yeah, I reckon I've got the bugs out of it now, Capt'n ["compiles" with regulations on use of new logo]
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The Wake
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✓ 24/05/01
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they'll build you a new Bar
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Subjectify
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✓ 14/06/01
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"instead of sorting things objectively it sorts them subjectively!"
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Baker Street
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✓ 21/06/01
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What do you make of it, Holmes?
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The Lunch
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✓ 05/07/01
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I don't carry cash, the bulk spoils the cut of my suit.
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Twenty Seconds to Midnight
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✓ 14/07/01
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The Zuper Zwiper in action.
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Ambience
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✓ 16/08/01
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"You can't see it, it weighs nothing and we paid good cash for it."
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Alyosha
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✓ 02/08/01
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"Dracula has forgotten to keep up the paper work on his Russpack corporate credit card."
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High Finance
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✓ 09/08/01
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"If I place a dollar on each team, at those odds I'm bound to win and you'll lose."
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Diction
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✓ 23/08/01
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"Campbell Bar promos/on dull Friday mornings / Notes from Finances/with ominous warnings "
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Arts Today 1&2
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✓ 30/08/01
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"My research group has been shifting through the rubble of the Applied Science 2 building."
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A Yellow Fantasy
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✓ 20/09/01
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"Hell! It's the Yellow Peril. How did it get here?
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Heart of Gold Fiesta
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✓ 25/10/01
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"People keep all sorts of things; blokes keep women; women keep blokes. There's no accounting for it."
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A Bar Tale
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✓ 01/11/01
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"I guess the moral of that story is, beware of people who don't wear glasses."
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There is no title.
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✓ 15/11/01
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"Scrapy eh? More stage instruction than dialogue, eh? Okay, I show you a minimalist! No stage instructions and no dialogue!"
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Registration of a Costume
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✓ 29/11/01
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"We would like to apply for registration of a costume that we feel well warrants your acceptance."
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Mind out of Time
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✓ 12/12/01
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"I've called it 'Mind Out of Time'. The main character's name is Agent. It's an allergy."
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The Hologram
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✓ 08/02/02
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A Story of Injustice and Retribution in Three Acts
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The Black Riders
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✓ 06/03/02
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"to sit by the fire and tell you of deeds past and glorious"
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The Aliens
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✓ 12/04/02
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"Zoe's idea was that they could steal the MCG"
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Metaphysics
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✓ 13/05/02
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"however clever they are, they still can only investigate the universe that they are a part of"
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Extra Extra
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✓ 13/05/02
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"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Capt'n to resign on the eve of Independence Day."
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A Matter of Honour
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✓ 05/06/02
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"So, why not say "man"? What's with this PC "staff member" rubbish? "
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Science and Education - an ABC radio program
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✓ 23/05/02
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"Dr Sally Form has recently used a novel survey technique to investigate the morale of staff at a local university."
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Research
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✓ 12/07/02
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"Oh, I've only learnt the word, not its meaning. I suspect it's the plural of forum, but I can't prove it."
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The Third Way
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✓ 09/08/02
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"There are only two ways. You can jump, or you can be pushed. What's the third way?"
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Down the Lachlan
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✓ 23/08/02
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"everyone could listen the same CD, eat the same breakfast food, wear the same colour socks"
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A Question of Logic
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✓ 23/08/02
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"The problem with the timetable is that there are too many days."
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The Vision Ring - a film script.
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✓ 23/08/02
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"Don't let the blonde hair deceive you. Ms Y is known within the group as 'The Professor'."
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The New World Order
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✓ 23/08/02
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"This list is for ordinary people. Only important people have those flashy phones."
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